Preparing the Chicken and Garlic
Crank your oven to 200°C (400°F). This is hot enough to get that skin crackly but not so hot that your smoke detector gets involved (again).
Grab those garlic heads and chop the tops off like you're beheading tiny vampires. Nestle 3 heads in a baking dish, drizzle with olive oil (be generous—this isn't the time for that diet you've been meaning to start), and cover with foil. Set these aside for their spa treatment.
Take your chicken and remove that weird paper package of mystery parts from the cavity. You know, the one you always forget about until you're halfway through cooking? Just me? Pat that bird dry with paper towels like it just ran a marathon. The drier the skin, the crispier it gets—it's science, people!
Mix up your herb blend. This is where your kitchen transforms from "where did the dog throw up?" to "is there a 5-star restaurant in here?" If you want to feel fancy, chop those herbs with your biggest knife on a wooden board while making that chef-y rocking motion. If you're like me on a Tuesday, just hack at them with kitchen scissors directly over the bowl.
Now for the weird part—stick your fingers between the chicken skin and meat to create a pocket. Yes, it feels exactly as gross as you're imagining. Try not to tear the skin, but if you do, nobody will know but you and the chicken. The first time I did this, my 5-year-old walked in and yelled "MOMMY'S GIVING THE CHICKEN A MASSAGE!" and honestly, that's not inaccurate.